Put your music player on random. Post the first line (or so, some are hard) from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song. Post and let everyone you know guess what SONG AND ARTIST the lines come from. Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly (No lyric hunting! That is cheating!). After doing the 1st - 30th, listen to one more random song and post it as your title.

1 "Hey Poopy, we're gonna shit on these cats with poop."
2 "Yo Homes To Bel-Air!"
3 "I got bullets and buckshot, loadin' up the barrel"
4 "She was trollin' and I was like, I'm not trollin'!"
5 "Ever see a blind man cross the road, trying to make the other side"
6 "Somebody loves me, I wonder who, I wonder who she can be"
7 "Blue skies, smilin' at me, nothin' but blue skies, do I see"
8 "Every time, I close my eyes, it's you, and I know now who I am"
9 "It was late one night a little while ago, I had nothin' to drink, I don't think"
10 "Grab your coat, and get your hat, leave your worry on the doorstep, just direct your feet to the sunny side of the street"
11 "Heard you're new in town, want someone to show you round, well no-one knows this place just quite like me"
12 "Don't talk shit (ha!) I got the skills you can't fuck with (yes!)"
13 "The internet, is not, the internet, is not a big truck"
14 "All I see, drifting through my veins, want to know, where it all began"
15 "You don't want it, in the gauntlet, I'mma bring pain, to those who want it"
16 "I need something, to believe in, cause I don't believe in myself"
17 "Hey there kids, I see your feelin' blue, parents push you round and tell you what to do"
18 "I drive a truck, it carries money, and every day, I dream out my fantasies"
19 "Don't let the silence get you down, though you've been sitting here for hours"
20 "Developers, developers, developers, developers" (This one is easy.)
21 "I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me"
22 "Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes" (I can't give you anything else because there aren't any other lyrics. 8D)
23 "I wish I could lie in the sun, the same things as anyone"
24 "O-oh my god, here they, here they come!, Witch, witch, witch, witch!"
25 "The evening breeze, caress the trees, tenderly"
26 "Aw shit! Get your towels ready it's about to go down!"
27 "I feel my wings have broken in your hands"
28 "People used to call me, nobody's baby, up until I met you"
29 "Well cat's got your tongue!" (Super extreme hard mode, this one. If you can guess it you get a million internets and a feature in my next journal.)
30 "The headlights drip with horror, beware beware beware"

I've fixed my webcam, for one. So yeah, catch me on skype or something. (Username is jasper90001)

Uh, I guess that's all I have, really.
Ah well.

Nicked from =ilovenoone993.


-----------• × • A L L | A B O U T | M E • × •--------------
- Name: Ashley James Kieron Taylor (yes, four faggy names, stfu ;_;)
- Single or taken: Taken
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: October 30th. (lol, 18 days.)
- Sign: Scorpio
- Hair color: Blonde
- Eye color: Hazel (also known as bright brown)
- Height: I haven't a clue. |DDD
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Baaaaiii.

-----------• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •--------------

- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: River Island.
- Favorite designer?: None, lel
- What is your sexiest outfit?: What I'm wearing now. (longsleeved unbuttoned plaid shirt with skinny trousers with an awesome black and white stripe graphic on it )
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Nothing.
- What do you usually wear?: Suits.

--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: You know, that one shampoo.
- What are you listening to right now?: 'Save Me' by Remy Zero. (The themesong from Smallville.)
- Who is the last person that called you?: Grandad, telling me he had a 10mbps LAN card for me.
- How many buddies are online right now?: On skype there's five, on xChat there's around thirty and on dA, there's about 17. lel.

-------------• × • F A V O U R I T E S • × •-----------------

- Food: Spaghetti bolognese
- Girls' names: Cheyna.
- Boys' names: Stan. It's a bro tier name.
- Subjects in school: Science, advanced physics, maths, art, ICT and music.
- Animals: Otters.

----------------• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •-------------

- Given anyone a bath?: Unless the dogs count, no.
- Smoked?: No.
- Bungee jumped?: Scared of heights.
- Made yourself throw up?: lolno.
- Skinny dipped?: Not yet.
- Ever been in love?: Twice.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Not that I remember.
- Pictured your crush naked?: Guilty. o3o
- Actually seen your crush naked?: OH TEEHEE.
- Cried when someone died?: Jason.
- Lied?: Yup.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Nah.
- Rejected someone?: Aye.
- Used someone?: Not really.
- Done something you regret?: I probably will in the near future. (Getting a tattoo on my foot that says bare. Get it? Bare foot? Hahaha.)
------------• × • C U R R E N T • × •--------------

- Clothes: Longsleeved unbuttoned plaid shirt and tight formal stripe trousers.
- Desktop picture: Something that Cheyna drew. :3
- CD in player: Nothing's in there.
- DVD in player: Idklol.

----------------• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •----------------------

- You touched: Luke, when I gave him a brofist for painting his face like a tiger.
- Hugged: Shane, when he came back from Belper yesterday.
- You kissed: I'm yet to kiss anyone.
- You IMed: Lynz.
- Talk to online: Amy.
- You sexed it up with: Virgin.


---------------• × • A R E | Y O U • × •---------------------

- Understanding: Analysing is key.
- Open-minded: Yup.
- Arrogant: lolno
- Insecure?: Now and then.
- Random?: Sometimes.
- Hungry: A little.
- Smart: lolirony
- Moody: Nope.
- Organized: Definitely not.
- Shy: Depends upon the situation. Cheyna knows what can embarrass me 8D;
- Difficult: Naaah.
- Bored easily: Way too easily.
- Obsessed: I can be.
- Angry: Nope.
- Sad: Nah.
- Happy: Always.
- Hyper: At times.
- Trusting: I try and establish trust with everyone and everything. Except my piece of toast. That thing's being a little shit.

------------------• × • R A N D O M • × •---------------------

- In the morning I: DO A BARREL ROLL, smile at the thought of Cheyna, then go back to sleep.
- Love is: Fun.
- I dream about: Recently? I keep that to myself.
- Sexual preference: Bi.
- What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: Personality.

---------------• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • × ---------------

- Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi. Otherwise, water.
- Flowers or candy: Candy. I love me some Treat. (YES DOUBLE MEANINGS HAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHO.)
- Tall or short: Tallish, I think.

---------------• × • W H O • × • ---------------

- Makes you laugh the most: Nate and Kyle.
- Makes you smile: Cheyna
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Kris, since I never fucking see him on dA anymore.

--------------• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •-----------------

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Yes.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Sometimes. But just for the boobs.
- Wish you were younger: Nah.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Sometimes.

-----------• × • N U M B E R • × •--------------

- Of times I have had my heart broken: I don't count.
- Of guys I've kissed: None.
- Of girls I've kissed: None.
- Of CD's I own: Like 500-odd.
- Of scars on my body: Two, the burnmark on my right thumb (Don't play with lighters, kids!) and the surgery marks on my left thumb when the muscle inside it got raped from gravity plus a very sharp knife.

[_] Come to my house to do nothing at all but chill?
[_] Fight me?
[_] F*ck me?
[_] Kiss me?
[_] Let me kiss you?
[_] Watch a movie with me?
[_] Go out to dinner with me?
[_] Let me drive you somewhere?
[_] Take a shower with me?
[_] Drink with me?
[_] Go shopping with me? *i added*
[_] Take me home for the night?
[_] Let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[_] Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Hold my hand?
[_] Let me make you breakfast?
[_] Help me with homework?
[_] Tickle me?
[_] Let me tickle you?
[_] Instant message me?
[_] Greet me in public?
[_] Hang out with me? Anywhere? *i added anywhere*
[_] Bring me around your friends?
[_] Be down with me no matter what?
[_] Go to prom with me?


DO YOU...

[_] Think I'm cute?
[_] Think I'm serious?
[_] Think I'm a good person
[_] Think I'm conceited?
[_] Want to kiss me?
[_] Want to cuddle with me?
[_] Want to hook up with me?
[_] Want to "do" me?
[_] Think I would do you?
[_] Love me?


AM I ...

[_] Smart?
[_] Cute?
[_] Funny?
[_] Sexy?
[_] Cool?
[_] Romantic?
[_] A "freak"?
[_] Gangsta?
[_] Lovable?
[_] Adorable?
[_] Trustworthy
[_] Compassionate?
[_] Great to be with?
[_] Attractive?
[_] Mean?
[_] Well known?


HAVE Y0U EVER ...

[_] Thought about hooking up with me?
[_] Found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] Wished I were there?
[_] Had a crush on me?
[_] Wanted my number?
[_] Had a dream about me?
[_] Been distracted by me?
[_] Looked at my page more than ten times?


ARE YOU ...

[_] Happy you know me?
[_] Horny?
[_] Thinking about me?
[_] Wanting to call me to talk about these things?
[_] Going to repost this?


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What would you do if:

1. I was right next to you:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I was hospitalized:
6. I was drunk:
7. I hugged you:
8. I asked you to leave:
9. I asked you out:


What do you think about my?

10. Personality:
11. Eyes:
12. Hair:
13. Body:


Would you?

14. Be my friend?
15. Keep a secret if i told you one?
16. Kiss me?
17. Go on a date with me?
18. Keep in touch?
19. Date me?


Have you ever?

21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Kept something important from me?
24. Wanted to cuddle with me?


More:

26. Who are you?
27. Are we friends?
28. When and how did we meet?
29. Describe me in one word:
30. What was your first impression?
31. What reminds you of me?
32. If you could give me anything what would it be?
33. How well do you know me?
34. When's the last time you saw me?
35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
36. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you?


Also some updates.
I've recently gotten Skype working again, so catch me on there. (Username is jasper90001.)
XKCD is now my favourite comic.
Ever.








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